President Trump Boards Air Force One with Toilet Paper Stuck to His Shoe

President Trump‘s got a serious White House conspiracy on his hands — or, we should say his heel … because someone let him out in public with freakin’ toilet paper stuck to his shoe!

Ok, you can insert your own metaphor here — but this s**t really happened Thursday night as the leader of the free world boarded Air Force One … bound for his rally in Minnesota.

Sure, it’s hysterical to watch … over and over and over.

Still, we — along with Trump, we’re guessing — gotta wonder how the hell anyone around him let this happen. It’s almost like someone wants to make him look bad.