NBA’s Hassan Whiteside Clowns Jabari Parker’s Ride, ‘Cat In The Hat?!’

“Boy is getting out of this Dr. Seuss, Monopoly-ass car!”

Hassan Whiteside went IN on Jabari Parker‘s ride as the Kings prepped to leave for L.A. on Tuesday … clowning the hell out of the Sacramento star’s vintage whip in the parking lot!!

“Where you get that from?” Whiteside asked Parker. “Cat in the Hat? That s*** fuchsia! Fuchsia!”

FYI — the car is pretty cool to at least SOME people … it appears to be a light pink, 1950 Chevrolet Carryall that we’re sure cost Parker some pretty big coin.

But, didn’t matter to Whiteside … ’cause the grill sesh just kept on going!

“Hey, Jabari!” Hassan said. “You a trendsetter, man. A trendsetter!”

All the guys seemed to love the jabs — everyone within earshot was cracking up!!

Of course, the Kings could certainly use the levity, they haven’t had exactly the best start to the season … going 5-9 through the first 14 games.

Maybe a little roast sesh is what’s needed to turn the tide?!?

By the way, if this all sounds familiar … it’s ’cause it kind of is — remember just a few weeks ago when Kyle Kuzma cracked on Anthony Davis for his whip?!