British Couple Has Sex in Park, Busted by Angry Cricketers

As the saying goes, the best laid plans of horny men often go awry — or something like that, but this video of a bare-assed British dude banging his chick in a busy park … definitely applies.

In the video, shot over the weekend in Leeds, England, you can hear a concerned citizen calling the police to report the guy’s failure to Brexit his GF … within yards, apparently, of a cricket match.

Once the players noticed, a violent case of coitus interruptus went down. One guy ran over and put an end to the bangers and mash … by slapping the BF in the face multiple times.

More than a handful of parkgoers called cops, but in the end it looks like the cricketers handled it just fine.